Ned Long hails from the polluted streets of Central Jersey. Ned enjoys acid baths and laughs. He's known for his huge head and mammoth left pinkie. After graduating Kean University, Ned sought to educate the less fortunate. He's doing a fine job considering his intellectual shortcomings. Now this man seeks to surmount yet another challenge. He is attempting to make people laugh as a stand-up comedian. Upon realizing that everyone has laughed at him in all of his prior ventures in the entertainment biz, Ned feels that this just might be the right fit. I love him.