Andrew has been to 11 elementary schools, 6 high schools, 2 universities, holds a master's degree… and is still functionally illiterate.  But living the lifestyle of a nomadic Bedouin herder has provided upheaval on a yearly basis has given him the skills of packing dishes, filling out postal forms, and delivering clever one-liners to convince each school's bully to let him keep his lunch money.  He succeeded enough to develop a fetching hourglass figure.

Trained as an architect and currently pursuing his licensure, he has decided that he needs to develop an interest that will keep him from pulling out what passes for his hair, which is retreating faster than the French in the face of a fleet of Volkswagon Beetles.  He has no performance experience prior to this endeavor and realizes that you will be laughing at him, not with him.  Interests include laughing at the stupidity of elected officials, wagering on arena football, and trying to become a real life version of Bradley Whitford's character on the West Wing.