Christian Cintron is a stand-up comedian, freelance writer, and producer. Christian works full time as the Senior Associate of a mobile marketing agency where he writes text messages and plays with cell phones for a living. He attended Vassar College where he received a superfluous Bachelor of Arts in English.  He has been included in MetroWeekly Magazine out of Washington DC, Edge New York, and Nerve.com. He was born and raised in New York City where he developed his truly sunny disposition.  His interests include writing, comic books, and tattoos. His dislikes include doing laundry, intolerance, and small children. He hopes to one day possess medical insurance.
The highlights of his life include his new Hackberry mobile phone and the show Menage a Ha that he produced at Pieces Bar.